chance of bowl: 13.6%
Now that Jose Canseco's Assault Case has been closed, can we welcome his crazy-a$$ back to the weekly 'Twitterverse' story?
I for one found his rants hilarious - but don't feel the strong desire to personally follow his constant updates - getting the hilarious heavy hitters here (alliteration people!) used to be a highlight of the segment.
So, I know this is way, way OT, but it's just too good to pass up.
Long recognized super-genius and Orator to kings and Gods alike, Jose Canseco, explains gravity. <<link
Is he setting up an insanity defense for something the feds are after him for? Or is this just a cautionary tale about the dangers of roids?