In a move that surprised absolutely no one, the Cleveland Browns have waived Johnny Manziel.
In a statement given to the press Mr. Manziel reportedly said that he'll be enjoying this off-season by drinking as much champagne as possible and snorting cocaine off of every flat surface and naked body he comes into contact with.
"I figure I can party it up pretty hard before I have to hit rehab, again, before the start of next season"
According to many sources on twitter, new Browns QB Johnny Manziel has been sued by someone named Samantha Schacher for sexual assualt. She is seeking $25 million and a restraining order.
This seems pretty serious... until you read what was written in the report. Either Johnny is the biggest idiot ever, or this girl could write a Hollywood comedy.
EDIT - Apparently, the suit itself is real, but whether or not it was filed as a joke, or if any of thise is true, remains to be seen.
Hoke: A.J. Williams and Courtney Avery are back— Michigan Football (@umichfootball) September 18, 2013
Gardner: Johnny Manziel sent me a text after the game telling me to keep my head up— Michigan Football (@umichfootball) September 18, 2013
I'm not sure how much to read into this:
Hoke on if same starting five OL will start Saturday "I don't know yet. We'll see what happens"— angelique (@chengelis) September 18, 2013