"Northwestern fans can be both heartened and disheartened by the loss to Minnesota just like how nineteenth-century resurrectionists were heartened when they pried a heart from a freshly-buried corpse and then disheartened it when they sold it to a disreputable anatomist."
jim delany sucks gila monster wang
I ain't never buying me any effing Rotel. No matter how hungry I am, and not even with someone else's money.
That is all.
Oy, where's my Boone's Farm?