Hockey pet peeve: "when a teammate tips a puck in on you, which is exactly how my first collegiate goal against happened. Thanks, Copper."
Isaac Newton is nonplussed
Your mission should you choose to accept...and you will, is to photoshop this picture of Shane Morris. I pulled the original from the Elite 11 day 5 thread.http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/elite-11-day-5-open-thread
Below is the cutout I used for photoshopping. Have fun!