"Northwestern fans can be both heartened and disheartened by the loss to Minnesota just like how nineteenth-century resurrectionists were heartened when they pried a heart from a freshly-buried corpse and then disheartened it when they sold it to a disreputable anatomist."
Home Theater Systems
Alright, so, my neighbors are big time buckeyes. Like, fathead helmet in their garage. The works. They're actually really nice, and even usually know a thing or two about M football when we chat. They're also the extremely rare successful buckeye. They clearly make way more than my wife and I, and they really like stuff. Which is like, who can blame them? Stuff is awesome.
Anyhow, yesterday, they had a home theater delivered and installed from Best Buy (lol at needing Geek Squad, yeah, whatever). A beautiful piece of electronics, let me tell you. They requested it delivered yesterday so it would be working perfect for kickoff tonight.
Question.... is there any way to use this against them? They are nice and gracious, but they are Buckeyes, and therefore must be destroyed.