here's one vote for "John Beilein's head in a Futurama jar"
We live about an hour outside of Chicago.
So what would you do...we are out at a local festival, waiting for the live music to start. My wife who had had a really shitty day, asked me if I would go and get her a funnel cake. Sure I replied (trying to be a good husband!) So I go and get in the line for funnel cakes, which is way too long but again my wife had a shitty day and I figured I would do something nice for her. I finally get up to the front to the realization that everyone at this stand are wearing Ohio State hats, shirts, etc...
So what would you say or do?
After I took my funnel cake, I took a few good shots, which they simply ignored.