I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOU SONNY
Iowa's starting running back (actually a walk-on converted fullback) is out for this week's game against Penn State. That leaves..
True freshman Greg Garmon as the starter!! His backup being Jordan Canzeri who - wait for it - has not played a down sing tearing his ACL during spring ball.
I know this happened a couple weeks ago, but I suppose it's still on point given all the wailing and gnashing of teeth it caused. (Really, it just took me a lot longer than I thought to make it.)
and let me know what you think. Who am I kidding? This is mgoblog; of course you're gonna let me know what you think.