"The face of the operation is Briatore (referred to exclusively in the film by his colleagues and angry, chanting detractors as "Flavio"), an anthropomorphic radish who spends most of his time at QPR plotting to fire all of the managers."
Iowa's starting running back (actually a walk-on converted fullback) is out for this week's game against Penn State. That leaves..
True freshman Greg Garmon as the starter!! His backup being Jordan Canzeri who - wait for it - has not played a down sing tearing his ACL during spring ball.
I know this happened a couple weeks ago, but I suppose it's still on point given all the wailing and gnashing of teeth it caused. (Really, it just took me a lot longer than I thought to make it.)
and let me know what you think. Who am I kidding? This is mgoblog; of course you're gonna let me know what you think.