"The face of the operation is Briatore (referred to exclusively in the film by his colleagues and angry, chanting detractors as "Flavio"), an anthropomorphic radish who spends most of his time at QPR plotting to fire all of the managers."
Whatever field you used to hate the most, be it Boise State's Smurf Turf, Notre Dame's with knee-high, shoelace grabbing turf, or OSU's with its ample supply of sacrificed goat blood--they don't compare to this abomination. Thank goodness they don't play on TV.
Eastern Washington is getting a new red field to compete with Boise's Smurf Turf. Hopefully, this results in a run on theme fields...Michigan State could cleverly have a "Sparty Green" field, Northwestern could have the "Purple Haze," and just imagine what an orange field at Tennessee would look like in HD.