further adventures in Jed York being unsuited for his position
Anyone watching Tom Crean closely last night probably realized that he was being controlled by a lucky few selected home viewers with a joystick. I had a turn.
Joystick-Left to make him walk left, Joystick-Right to go right. Button A for Clap-Clap-Clap.
But there was no occation to use Button B = Jump.
My suggestion to the NCAA competition committee is to roll barrels at Tom Crean during the game to increase the level of difficulty for the at-home contestants.
Oh, and maybe throw in a quickie w/ Roseanne Barr during timeouts.
I decided I don't hate myself enough to listen to Chris Martin and Eric Collins talk for six hours, so I deleted the audio and continued my tradition of using "comically ill-suited" music. In this case, we have the music from the second level of Donkey Kong 64 called Angry Aztecs and the (probably too dramatic) theme and end credit music from X-Men Origins: Wolverine. That said, you should probably have the volume turned down unless you're trying to watch film like Greg Robinson.