this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
damn Buckeyes suck+six zero ended WWII with vector graphics+T-shirts you can never buy
(NOTE: This entry has no official affiliation with Brian, MGoBlog, or Underground Printing. Furthermore, it will decidedly NOT be available for purchase as a garment and exists solely because, well, Ohio State are a bunch of deviants and the world needs to know.)
Because the pure agony of 1-6, I've decided to do my part to try and improve on the devastation smoldering among the ruins here. Being that it is now Ohio State week (despite not at all feeling like the adrenaline-filled Ohio State weeks of years past), I'm sparing no expense and breaking out the big guns.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen-- I give you the never-before-seen Ohio State slander shirt design.
How these asshats slipped on a banana peel and fell into a big vat of Big Ten title is beyond me, but hopefully this shirt puts it all into perspective. Obviously it didn't make the cut back during the T-Shirt thing, but after Saturday I've chosen to share it with hopes of lightening some loads. Dex, I can only hope it met your expectations.
Throw out the records. Forget the Rose Bowl. Dig down to the bottom of the barrel of hope, and expect our boys to play with pride. GO BLUE