I did not make this headline up
FREE PRESS EXCLUSIVE:
Brian Cook's Wedding
Logo Finally Revealed!
ANN ARBOR, MI-- Early this morning, an anonymous source with ties to MGoBlog confirmed that an official logo has been created for Brian Cook's Wedding, AND even supplied us with a link to the image. Official sources have neither confirmed or denied its authenticity, and even TomVH and Misopogon declined comment.
[SPOILER ALERT] The image is displayed below:
According to the anonymous source, official replicas of the groomsmen jackets may be inadvertently displayed by MDen as early as Thursday. Look for Mike Rosenberg's exclusive rebuttal of the entire institution of marriage in tomorrow's Free Press, as we continue our exclusive coverage of the Brian Cook Wedding.
On behalf of all of us, Brian, congratulations! You sacrifice ungodly amounts of your free time in the name of sports and our entertainment, and certainly that time also belongs to your fiance as well. So thank you, and above all else, detach and enjoy the honeymoon together.
PS. I'd like to encourage all readers to treat this post as a guestbook of sorts for the happy couple. After all, this is like the Royal Wedding of MGoBlog...