This is an update from an older ESPN story. I would advise against reading it if you are driving or operating dangerous machinery.
Thanks to B. Madej for catching this one.
It's the time of year where we can reflect on sports when we run into family again. With the hope of basketball slowly fading, I would like to remind everyone:
(Yes, I'm bored with the students leaving, and depressed from illness and the star player in yesterday's basketball game being "the Earth." Someone should make a better version of this.)