I would come up with a crazy mascot for the kids; not sure how I became a M fan as a kid without one.
At one point I would have put a beautiful maize halo around the Big House.
If I were to do a coaching search, I would consult this here blog. Erebody, erebody knows Brandon messed up the last one with his delays and missteps.
I would restore John U Bacon back to his front row press box seat. C'mon DB, Bacs is a good guy. You have to air the dirty laundry every 5 years or so, just to keep everybody on their toes.
I would have Buzz Lightyear jet pack into the Big House in a maize and blue space suit. How cool would that be.
Anybody else got rad suggestions? I will be sure to get the 10 best to DB. Suggesting a roundtable with Bacs, Carrismyhomeboy, The Last Hoke, and the Freep Carr-tel (shoutout to Tater), is not a worthy suggestion.
I would bring back Neg Bangs
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