Brian Cook cries tears of joy
So, I have an extra pair of tickets to the Signing of the Stars event on Wednesday. They're free to a good home...but there's a catch.
In order to win them, you will need to come up with the best name for Brian Cook's new offspring. Though we as an Internet fanbase may not have naming rights, let's pretend we do. Because, let's be honest, there are some fabulously hilarious minds here. Make it great!
- Your entry must be in this thread, submitted by 12pm TODAY (Friday 1/29)
- You must be able to attend the SOTS on Wednesday. Don't let them go to waste!
- Your entry must be awesome.
- Winner will be announced in the thread today at 2pm.
- You must be able to meet me in A2 TODAY (around 5-530) to retrieve the tickets.
- I will work out the logistics with the winning party after 2pm.
Good luck and happy naming!
EDIT: Winner has been chosen! It's u/CollegeFootball13 for his entry of Ufer Fielding Robinson Cook...UFR for short. Email me at fabfiver5 [at] gmail to score your tickets, or a runner-up will be chosen.
Sounds like our favorite scatback is headed back to offense. From a Rivals spring preview article found here ($), I give you the money quote:
"He's supposedly going back to offense," Blackwell [ed: Norfleet's 7-on-7 coach] said. "They will use him in the slot and in the return game, and some as a running back. Coach [Greg] Mattison is saying he can still use him on defense and is making an argument to keep him there, but Dennis' passion is for the offense. That's where he wants to play, and from talking to Dennis it appears that's where he's going to play.
The rest of the article basically describes why Norfleet went to defense in the first place (potential for PT in the bowl game) and that offense is his true passion (duh). It also highlights his need to beef up his blocking and grasp of the playbook in order to see the field more.
Brian is going to cry tears of joy.