spoiler alert: i linked this
Or "How a two star recruit from Texas who practiced at receiver last year will start at running back when Iowa's season opens up"
Pantry = nearly bare
In a CBS Sports story yesterday about Barkley Hill's confirmed season ending ACL tear, they referenced the Angry Iowa Running Back Hating God. Apparently the AIRBHG is in the Urban Dictionary.
Didn't Brian copyright this meme? He should have.