alternate headline: man does job
that state down south
EDIT: Since it was in the banner of ESPN stories on the CFB front page I assumed it was current. It mentioned Friday practice, which I assumed was a morning practice (some programs do them) and since there was no mention of USC I just assumed it was an instant-update short story filed moments after the fact.
Lots of assuming; I guess I shouldn't assume UM wins tomorrow or I might be wrong on that too!