"Northwestern fans can be both heartened and disheartened by the loss to Minnesota just like how nineteenth-century resurrectionists were heartened when they pried a heart from a freshly-buried corpse and then disheartened it when they sold it to a disreputable anatomist."
Troy Trojans from Troy (We're From Troy!)
A couple of things thus far:
- One of the Troy Trojans from Troy (We're From Troy!) linebackers is named Bear Woods. Awesome.
- OSU fans are dicks. They're up 7-0, they have a third and 4 from around their 15. Pryor throws a bomb to Robiske and it just a touch too long to make the catch. OSU fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO