zack-novak

"We're leaning towards still Zack, actually."

Being Kevin Durant would also be fine.

“I could give you the political answer and say I knew I was going to start right away,” he said. “But if you would’ve told me that I would play all four years and leave Michigan as a three-time captain and go to three NCAA Tournaments as a major contributor, I probably would’ve said that was a long shot.”

"Right now I'm just looking everywhere for a good situation to get into and I'm pretty much open to anything," Novak said. "I talked to a team in Australia and I'm not sure how that's looking right now. It's getting to the time where you start hearing from (international) teams, but it's pretty much still up in the air."

OR: "Gritface McGee and the Aneurysm of Leadership"

yo, dawg, I heard you like backhanded compliments