But that's an analysis that's generally true when two football teams are playing like football teams, and one of them is not on a meth bender.

I've got bad news about meteorology.

If they sit back they're too soft and Michigan runs for 8 YPC. If they blow up the line they're too aggressive and Michigan runs for 8 YPC. Maybe the problem

He's already on the hot seat with the fans; he did nothing to prevent Michigan from going 11-0.

Let's ask Herschel Walker what he thinks about Marxist theory in the Triassic.

I don't think these things are mutually exclusive; you can be a Trotskyite neanderthal butthole guy.

Did you get the tag? I want to be friends with her.

It was always a house of cards; the house fell down.

Until someone starts throwing a projectile that is not soft and delicious we're gonna let it ride.

That's probably my favorite of the deadliest sins, sloth.