The penultimate post of our annual Draft the Big Ten/all-conference four-deep series that had no draft. This episode it has no Brian either, since he's in season preview mode.

"so here's the thing about this monkey... he's really good at stocks"

Goal line fades: usually a bad idea. Soccer stoppage time: what! RIP NCAA, for the fifth year running. Absurd roster lies! And a long story about a friendly hamster!