"Though I received no official response to these sophisticated and elegant tweets to the Illini Athletic Department, I would like to think that Beckman spent the evening prank calling everyone in Illinois named George McLellan and then ordering an absurd amount of hats off an internet haberdashery to hoard in his home's hat annex."
"Tonight we were reminded that Michigan is five years further down the road. Which means we have a long road ahead. The State Farm Center renovations start in a few hours and will run for three years. Let’s hope that when they’re complete, we’re Michigan."
"I didn’t see it because Gallon is 5-(foot)-6 and everybody else was in my way. I saw it on the JumboTron and I couldn’t believe it. I’m looking and trying to find out where their defense is because he’s running still and he got to the sideline."