Everyone has simply agreed to love the food that hits the table on the fourth Thursday in November, even if they really, really didn’t.

Theseus's testicles.

Are you worth 10% of a whopper?

Words?

Dr. Fanson is totally going Addison Cain on us.

Our world is a Joe Bauserman passing chart.

away from my desk

Blockhead.

We can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back.

Are you better off than you were thirteen years ago?