Blog lobs law bomb.

The 90s are back. Or they didn't end. Whatever, talk to the hand.

Stars are just explosions held together by their own gravity. When they run out of hydrogen to convert to helium they start reacting helium instead, sorta like how a football program that's lost its relevance turns to transfers.

CAPT'N CADE! CAPT'N CADE! CAPT'N CADE!

And that, son, is how a Rutgers joins the Big Ten

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How did we get here, man?

Told ya we'd be back here.

Schrodinger's football game.

The turtle's been on a montage.