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"When Prokhorov become President of The Russian he make changes. Give every citizen one week vacation to Black Sea. Establish national Discotechnical Insitute For Study of the Rhythmic Luxuries."
"Life is beach party and surf is up. Crying fills ocean. You ride wave. This is why ocean is salty and women are necessary and cry all the times. The Prokhorov understands much, Myelo."