There are plenty of volunteers and Zion Williamson knows them all.

That's not a basketball player; it's the name of a halfling bard in my latest D&D campaign.

It's a never a good sign if you're thinking about an executive and you're reminded of a scene from It's Always Sunny.

I talked to my friend who went to Illinois and he had to burn his degree after they let in Shannon. They all lost their jobs too.

Twenty-five yards per play on play-action is too many.

It's a nice seat; if the seat's hot, he can just change the setting on the seat.

The notion of Ohio State fans losing their minds is either a) redundant or b) a false predicate.

People break up with girls all the time, and that's what they say.

I was good and then you said all that stuff.

The sub-reddit is just all people with user-names like "shitty-fat tits" or "vagina blood fart" being really sincere people.