Free Brian. Free Estapa. Free the Indy 500.

"All of a sudden this completely insane club-wielding dude like hops on your back, starts gnawing on you like you're an acorn."

A ceramic pot?
Might be in our locker room.
Gonna want that back.

Maybe he is sufficiently delusional to be the head coach at Michigan State.

"Fortune favors the flea flickerers"

It feels like at some point he successfully blocked someone in those games?

That walking Just for Men ad is gonna get pissed.

"I got my favorite spoon, and I got my second favorite spoon, but the third favorite spoon I gotta wash.”

What other service could possibly hook you up with the tire guy?

They like Gene Smith. They don't like Jim Harbaugh.