I enjoyed his tweet afterwards; he got himself a milkshake and a gas station hot dog because he deserved it.

Apologies to Jane's spouse who was covered by a shirtsleeve in this photo

It'd be nice to have a job where I just tee off on people. Is that a subtweet?

It's like the Clay Davis: I'll take any m'f'er's yards if they're giving them to me.

Our own stadium needs to be a safe space for our kickers’ balls!

Do you blame Jim Harbaugh? No I blame Hoobastank.

There needs to be a minimum number of charges Brandon Johns commits.

Coat the ball in stick 'em

All the trophies should be either live animals or bronzed and taxiderimied.

We should be Brian's banner ad instead of the dumbass Pitbull thing he had on there.

We wanted elite coaching in the Big Ten and now we've got it.