Yay Duncan I love Duncan—Duncan why didn't you shoot 60% here

Michigan doesn't take the rivalry as serious as Ohio State and you see the results on the field.

It feels like a program.

“I remember more about the Battle of Hastings than the Peach Bowl”

That's what you need Nico Collins to do is to sit on somebody in the air

Didn't one Michigan State fan ask you to do a weird sexual act once?

Mark Dantonio come back out of the tunnel you coward and hear me bury you

Disney will take anything you used to like and remove anything remotely resembling an edge in order to package it for the widest possible market.

Well your numbers are stupid

Say something to the alums and students and former players about the future of the program.