That goalie has a fast chest

If you were Penn State would you take KJ Costello? In a heartbeat. In a friggin' heartbeat. And you tell Clifford sorry dude you're going to have to wait.

Hey there Mr. Blue

Brian is out so Craig Ross is sitting in for him.

Yay Duncan I love Duncan—Duncan why didn't you shoot 60% here

Michigan doesn't take the rivalry as serious as Ohio State and you see the results on the field.

It feels like a program.

“I remember more about the Battle of Hastings than the Peach Bowl”

That's what you need Nico Collins to do is to sit on somebody in the air

Didn't one Michigan State fan ask you to do a weird sexual act once?