It looks like there will be football this fall, which means there will be hockey this fall, which is all I really care about.

Jamie was a tough little, chiseled chunk of steel. You don't see the little bastard!

Seth if you come to me with an advertiser who sells colloidal silver I'm going to say no.

I feel like we're 1-percenting our way to no football

How many times have you been mistaken for Eddie Azcona, Tyrone?

"I pooped."

I'm trying very hard not to impulsively adopt a cat.

I am bitter.

"M.A.C.'s defeat is nothing for her to be ashamed of. It simply was a case of a better-conditioned and smarter eleven overpowering another that, though it lacked nothing in the way of fight that its enemy possessed, failed to cope with the superior knowledge of the game that was Michigan's by right of judgment and the attending conditions."

I know the fabric of society is fraying, but why is Joe Lunardi a bracketologist?