"I'm sorry I'm at an airport and there are multiple babies crying around me. Oh, we thought we'd logged onto the Big Ten coaches call."

They can't deny Connor Stalions was on their sideline. No but they could claim the coach he's standing next to is a retired police officer from Florida.

"Nobody puts Connor on the sideline."

This does not explain why you're bad at your job.

"They're afraid we're going to steal their signs, we don't want their signs."

Hutchinson was telling their tackles they're running the fall on their ass play before the snap. How would he know that?

They're like a John L. Smith team without the talent

"He would dominate at corn mazes."

You're 'Good Shit' Jedd. Where's your good shit?

Free Brian. Free Estapa. Free the Indy 500.