The NCAA is a thought experiment, and the experiment is how can we make this bad?

Or Chaundee Brown swooping in like a magnificent winged beast

“I just thought about people eating four pounds of olives just outside of the Rite Aid and I was Flint is great.”

They used up all the luck in Canada.

That is almost more impressive than turning Shaq into a national champion.

I guess bagmen have legs.

If you have to play in you’re not in

I’ve never been much into magic

If you lose a play-in game, were you really in?

Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to the NCAA hockey committee.