The fourth guy can come here and we’ve got a nice Lulu Lemon contract.

You always take a call from a desperate man.

They cannot take away the core of what’s great about college football. You get in that stadium, those players are playing harder than they ever will again, and they’re doing it for your school, and you’re right there with them. They hear you. You hear them. And there’s nothing else in any sport that’s like that.

Come for the analysis, stay for the jokes.

Wisconsin’s a cult of beer and cheese; we can handle that. Texas A&M is just a cult.

There must be a maple syrup company in Michigan, and you could have Sabb’s syrup.

And furthermore LSU must be destroyed.

I don’t have to listen to crazy people, except for Craig.

I could have been the backup lineman on some of these teams.

The line in the sand has gone up way high, but I didn’t watch any Jalen Duren