You want your officiating to be like your uncle at Thanksgiving; you know he’s going to make one or two mistakes but you want to limit it to that.

I foresee punting.

I mean that’s just a lot of faith in Dan Villari that I don’t believe I share.

No I was talking about the other Jew born on Christmas.

Firing a head coach is always fun.

Congratulations in advance on your advanced time management skills, coaches whom Seth believes will come to his defense.

The only voice you could tell a Norm joke in was Norm’s.

How could this possibly go wrong?

I could come out of retirement and coach against this.

Michigan’s recent history is just a minefield.