You do not , under any circumstances, have to act like you've been there before.

Nobody is trying to figure out all the ICP lyrics.

The reason that is an intriguing story, besides me weaponizing my height...

Well I have several different answers for that.

We're all frauds because we're all college football teams. Michigan has a very good college football team; it's just that their rivals are professionals whose one collegiate conceit is they hate us more than they hate COVID.

They believe it is their single goal in life to engage with linemen most ferociously.

It’s hard to watch anything and not have some miserable memory from Michigan history.

Keaton Pehrson, Keaton Pehrson!, KEATON PEHRSON!!

Michigan defeats racism

The problem with that idea is emus haven't historically performed that well at Michigan Stadium.