They’re the greatest 4th and 6th team I’ve ever seen.

"If you could run that fast you'd be happy all the time, too."

Both of our fours are fake religious schools founded by Nazi-sympathizing con artists.

I'm like Davis Warren: perfect.

"This is the point of the podcast where I'm screaming at you that we have to keep this. So we're keeping it."

That was your friend, Brady!

I remember when Russ Bellomy came in for Denard Robinson and I thought the starter was better.

"You don't want your quarterback to get thundersacked by a Colorado State player."

If this team falls apart it's not because the quarterbacks got mad at each other and threw ketchup on each other's shirts.

"Their wide receiver corps doesn't have a guy with a hyphen in it so they're pedestrian."