Nobody that anybody takes seriously got it right.

Frankie goes to the bathroom and isn't sure which toilet he's going to finish on.

I think it'd be funny if Michigan offered Harbaugh a billion dollars a year, and then Saban's contract went up to match, and then Harbaugh was like 'Nevermind.'

I don't think he's a big enough idiot to think he can win in Denver.

What's your hot take if you already used that one?

Can't you just put on a recording of last year's version of this and we can say the same stuff?

It'd be like if Sean Clifford was liked by Penn State fans.

It's a very fungible thing, money.

This is a quote.

But that's an analysis that's generally true when two football teams are playing like football teams, and one of them is not on a meth bender.