They're a little bit responsible for global warming.

I like when Hunter has a center he can sink his teeth into versus all these moops on their schedule.

It's a picture of Dick Vitale and on the back it says "Don't believe his lies."

The problem is the whole market's full of idiots.

We can't call him Kirk because Kirk Campbell is too close to Kirk Cousins and I don't want to call him Kork Coupons because that's what I call Kirk Cousins.

Nobody that anybody takes seriously got it right.

Frankie goes to the bathroom and isn't sure which toilet he's going to finish on.

I think it'd be funny if Michigan offered Harbaugh a billion dollars a year, and then Saban's contract went up to match, and then Harbaugh was like 'Nevermind.'

I don't think he's a big enough idiot to think he can win in Denver.

What's your hot take if you already used that one?