We gotta stop getting these mediocre college players that the NBA is interested in.

Who among us hasn't gone on a five-day drinking and videogames bender after a loss to Ohio State?

Where's your Tommy Kinaha now, Greg Gard?

Let me translate that from Spring Practice-ese: They need a guy.

Is this when you go to a place in your life and you just say Daddy's Favorite Sports Word?

Thank you Brian for complimenting me on my ability to communicate in English.

They're a little bit responsible for global warming.

I like when Hunter has a center he can sink his teeth into versus all these moops on their schedule.

It's a picture of Dick Vitale and on the back it says "Don't believe his lies."

The problem is the whole market's full of idiots.