"I am the commissioner of the Gimmicky Top Five and I have declared that your #2 pick is now property of the Dave Ravens. The Davens."

That guy's making 7 figures a year and telling other people not to get paid.

"You gotta give the double birds in your own home stadium."

He didn't even get the Nick Saban; he's working for Bert!

There's a lot of people out there who have to start thinking about next season; I'm not one of those people.

We left the Hot Takes out of the 3-hour podcast here you go.

That linebacker wasn't sucked inside; he was sucked out of the airplane.

"The Malört of punting. You know, it looks ugly but it'll get you there."

Saban's problem is he was coaching players who weren't as good as the players across from them.

"One of the guys in the room started talking shit about Keith Jackson, and you were getting dangerously close to talking shit about Keith Jackson."