Amorion Walker could jump back to Michigan right now if he wants to. Do it!

"I have my coffee, you have your diet Coke, and Seth has his jug of Kool-Aid."

They've never downloaded any of those songs on Napster, which I have all of them.

"They're NIMBY'ing the alleys where people throw up after going to Rick's"

It's clear they wanted us to sign him and fight them in court.

"I am the commissioner of the Gimmicky Top Five and I have declared that your #2 pick is now property of the Dave Ravens. The Davens."

That guy's making 7 figures a year and telling other people not to get paid.

"You gotta give the double birds in your own home stadium."

He didn't even get the Nick Saban; he's working for Bert!

There's a lot of people out there who have to start thinking about next season; I'm not one of those people.