"All weight loss and weight gain is good. This is bad."

There's no comparison to playing at the St. Louis Blues practice facility.

"They need butts in seats in that room. And in the stadium."

The Devil said he's not taking any more Michigan basketball for football championship trades. It's like when he stopped letting Ohio State fans sell their souls for wins against Michigan; the value's not the same for you people.

"Just because you have low sperm count doesn't mean you don't love your wife."

Wink could walk into this defense, drink coffee for six months, and go back to the league.

"This is the MGoBlog podcast, there's gonna be some Coen Brothers."

Sometimes leadership is not taking every penny you can come across.

"He's been in Tennessee, he could've impregnated a raccoon, we don't know. We gotta check."

Sir, are you or have you ever been in charge of a vacuum refurbishment company?