real ish, he bowdlerized  

it's quiet... too quiet 

let's sincerely hope there are no consequences for being this wildly irresponsible

yeah we crammed in a sleeveless biff poggi photo it's what we do 

i'm going to try to make any ludicrous 3-pointer SNACKS, let's make fetch happen

if I stop talking about Nico Collins targets for five minutes I will die 

Abraham Lincoln, famously nicknamed "Abraham Lincoln"

love at first sight is no way to run a football team 

man asserts that someone has irrationally criticized another person on the internet and then finds out that it's him 

There's a world in which nobody thought bringing back the guy who was in charge of the guy who killed a kid was a good idea. This is not our world.