Come for the analysis, stay for the jokes.

who likes making up six digit numbers? 

Hi, I'm College Athlete and I'd like to invite you down to Bob's Muffler Empire for some good old fashioned fun 

Devante Jones is going to win all the HORSE games next year, hopefully in Ann Arbor

It's not my fault someone else did the list 

man offers self to internet firing squad

Mark Emmert just got an extension!

all timeouts in basketball should require the head coach to shear off a digit

for great success, put Crisler Arena on mile-high stilts 

I have decided not to attend Armless State University because I want to make an impact with my arms