we should really look into locking beloved relatives in the basement 

wash your hands before breaking Xavier Tillman's grandma out of Izzo's basement

before you ask no I cannot speak good things for Michigan into existence only bad ones 

I say that whenever you can get a guy named Bizzy Bones you gotta do it 

sometimes I think amateurism should be abolished, and sometimes I think professionalism should be abolished 

don't google "Andrew Yang memes" 

if I told you someone on the team screamed the guttural cry of the scottish warrior you would instantly guess who 

Charles Matthew and Michigan met halfway, and both are better for it.

man asserts that someone has irrationally criticized another person on the internet and then finds out that it's him 

ban NBA scouts