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Patrick Barron

Michigan is the champion. They did it. They really actually did it.  

There are not enough words for this team. There will never be enough words for this team. This group of guys. This year.

Eventually we will try. But for now, MUPPET GLEE CLUB TAKE US AWAY.

And EVEN WHEN YOU ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS, you can’t have one without the other.

[Patrick Barron]

Now they triple mad. Michigan: your threepeat Big Ten Champions.

And you can’t have one without the other.

DIE MAD zoom call.

Ol' third base is 74 percent of the way to his promise of 100. Michigan is 12-0 for a third straight season, at Win 1001, and headed to Indy to try for a 45th Big Ten Championship. It has been 1456 days since Ohio State has known what this feels like, and will be another 371 days before they get a chance to again. 

And you can’t have one without the other.

Everybody messed with the wrong institution.

This information will come as news to everyone who just lived through 3.04333333 periods of excruciating playoff hockey.

Leave it on the bed like whenever I buy you new clothes.

Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do: search their pockets for loose change.

Champions. Sounds good.

Reigning Armageddon champions.

Clock's ours.

Tell me more about the sticky stubstance.

All I'm saying is it's important to have a dude between the pipes.

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