Everybody messed with the wrong institution.

This information will come as news to everyone who just lived through 3.04333333 periods of excruciating playoff hockey.

Leave it on the bed like whenever I buy you new clothes.

Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do: search their pockets for loose change.

Champions. Sounds good.

Reigning Armageddon champions.

Clock's ours.

Tell me more about the sticky stubstance.

All I'm saying is it's important to have a dude between the pipes.

ELITE