a guy said commercials don't impact the length of games. really. 

they done did the deal dang 

pretty pet pig proffered 

contained within is a reference to Jack Palance eating a raw onion in the 1991 film City Slickers

only one football game is going to be played and it will be Northwestern-Iowa

it's over 

finishing this post revealed to me that we have two different tags demanding the abolition of offsides in hockey 

Jim Delany made money for himself, and not athletes, by making your sports experience worse 

i spent so long in the sun waiting for commercial breaks that i'm a joshua tree now

"so here's the thing about this monkey... he's really good at stocks"