.I can't believe it didn't explode, but that's what you get for $400 I guess.

I enjoyed the books being brought to life, they needed more Tom Bombadil, though.

There's normal vacuum and then there's the super vacuum that we currently find ourselves in, both as a solar system and a basketball program.

Where's your Tommy Kinaha now, Greg Gard?

Is this when you go to a place in your life and you just say Daddy's Favorite Sports Word?

They're a little bit responsible for global warming.

It's a picture of Dick Vitale and on the back it says "Don't believe his lies."

We can't call him Kirk because Kirk Campbell is too close to Kirk Cousins and I don't want to call him Kork Coupons because that's what I call Kirk Cousins.

Frankie goes to the bathroom and isn't sure which toilet he's going to finish on.

What's your hot take if you already used that one?