"You certainly can't fake the amount of work you put in during the offseason," O'Korn said this weekend. "I'd echo that, (Harbaugh will) find out and we'll all find out. We've all been here together, but you'll find out Aug. 8 who put in the extra work and who was here at 6 a.m. and who was here the latest. Who grabbed a guy in the middle of the afternoon when they had a few hours to get some extra work in."
Linebacker U theorizes that our secret mascot is a very sad stick man that has suffered horrible indignities like octopus disemboweling and now must be forcibly told not to "ride with despair." Yeah, pretty much.