ODU coach: “You can only do 15 days in June and 15 days in July of camps. That’s four weeks we can be on vacation in the summer. Not to mention the 30 days we can’t recruit around Christmas.I am so tired of coaches complaining about quality of life when 95 percent of Americans will never touch the money or vacation time we get. Shame on us.”
Linebacker U theorizes that our secret mascot is a very sad stick man that has suffered horrible indignities like octopus disemboweling and now must be forcibly told not to "ride with despair." Yeah, pretty much.